If I Were A Demon...

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A different site asked: If you were a demon out to kill The Charmed Ones:

• 1. What would your powers be?
  
• 2. What would your demonic name be?
  
• 3. What's your motive?
  
• 4. How would you go about killing the Charmed Ones?

This is my answer.

My name is Kernus Braddus. How will I kill the Charmed Ones? I don't have to. You see, I AM the one who caused the death of the Charmed Ones in May, 2006! Mwah ha ha!

I am the Demon of Inconsistency. I take perfectly normal people and make them think that things that are totally inconsistent with what happened before is happening now, so they end up getting confused and end up killing themselves. Then when they do, I make their spirits THINK that they're still alive and are living happily ever after even tho they're DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!! MWAH HA HA!

I actually made Piper Halliwell think that her measly powers of freezing and explosion could protect her from the HUGE explosion when the powers of the Hollow hit each other, which I also caused. There's only ONE Hollow. Five people can't possess it, but I made them THINK they could, just like I made the Jenkinses think THEY could. CHRISTY was the only one who was truly possessed by the Hollow, and thanks to MY powers of inconsistency, SHE killed them all!! MWAH HA HA!!

So I made the SPIRIT of Piper Halliwell THINK that the explosion had sent the Hollow back (it didn't) that the Angel of Destiny had given her Leo back (she didn't), that Billie had also survived the explosion (she didn't) and that she could actually use a cupid's ring to go back in time to save the others when all the time SHE WAS DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!! Mwah ha ha!!

So PIPER IS AS DEAD AS THE OTHER TWO AND NO ONE IS GOING TO BRING THE CHARMED ONES BACK!!! EVER!!! MWAH HA HA!

How absolutely diabolical is that?? I'm more diabolical than ANY demon because I can make THEM think themselves to death! Who is the TRUE Source of all Evil?? ME!! I only let that fake one THINK he was, just like I let all those so-called "demons" *THINK* they were demons when they were really just evil humans who had been banished to Hell!! It's why their only powers were fireballs and shimmering...NOTHING compared to what TRUE demons (like the Demon of Fear and the Demon of Illusion and me, the Demon of Inconsistency) have!

Be logical, people! How else could The Source of All Evil come back to life even tho he was vanquished?? How could he even be VANQUISHED?? Once someone is vanquished, they don't go to Hell or the Wasteland or any stupid thing like that...THEY ARE GONE!! FOREVER! Their spirit, their essence no longer exists!!! THAT'S the definition of VANQUISH! I, Kernus Braddus, the True Source of All Evil, can NEVER be vanquished because Evil can NOT be vanquished!

I did the same thing to the Triad and the same thing to Cole! He was vanquished in 2002 and NEVER came back--how could he when his essence was totally gone forever??...I only made the Charmed Ones THINK he had! Mwah ha ha!! Just like I made Piper THINK she had died and come back to life so many times that when it finally happened she LET it happen! It's why she's DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!! Mwah ha ha!

And you actually want to know WHY I do such horrible things??

Because I'm a DEMON and it's FUN! What other reason do I need than that??

(Many thanks to my friend Justro aka rduffy24 who came up with the concept of Kernus, Demon of Inconstancy for her fantastic fic "Everyone Hates Billie", and to my friend Aurora Nightstar who pointed out who the identity of the TRUE Source of All Evil in Charmedom in her wonderful fic "The Root of All Evil")

OK, now it's *your* turn. How would *you* answer those questions??